Reflections on a short day
Where do squirrels go in winter? Their legs are really small, so there’s no way they can head all the way to Florida to sit on the beach sipping tiny cocktails, with even tinier paper umbrellas.
You gonna eat that? – US and Canada
I always feel that a place is truly defined by its food because, in the words of Cesar Chavez, “the people who give you their food, give you their heart.”
Don’t faucet – get a bigger hammer!
The words you never want to hear in any section of the hardware store are – “Wow, I haven’t seen one of those for a long time!”
Those who serve (us) – Vancouver
Have you ever eaten at one of those places where you’re shown to your table, then someone in a black dress/shirt comes along and says “Hi, I’m –. I’ll be your server tonight.” Their name isn’t really “—“, but you’re so engrossed in the menu that you don’t actually take any notice of anything they’re saying.
Who are you? Vancouver Canada
“Who are you?” said the Caterpillar.
“I — I hardly know, sir, just at present — at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.” – Alice in Wonderland
Where’s Basil? – Victoria Canada
I always wondered where they got the inspiration for the famous BBC series Fawlty Towers. Now I know.
She’s all that – Fort Langley Canada
A good woman is hard to find, especially if she’s wearing camouflage gear
Taking a chance – Jasper and Highway 15 Canada
“He who regards the wind will not sow, he who regards the clouds will not reap”, or, as one of my golfing mates says, “no risk, no reward”.
So, you wanna take a cruise
Our cruise to New England and Canada has been such a great success that I reckon I should share the benefits of our collective learnings with all the “newbies” out there. So, here’s my top five tips for those who dream of cruising.
The people you meet – LAX
Travelling is all about the people you meet. Take today for instance. We like Bob, but we’re a bit disappointed in Joe, even though it worked out all right in the end.
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